‘I smell a lawsuit’: Man discovers his lunch thief the hard way when boss’s butt decides to throw the world’s messiest surprise party

Nobody likes a thief. Especially a food thief. Well one man on TikTok has shared his stomach churning story about how he dealt with his workplace’s food thief and let me tell you, it’s not for the faint of heart.

A TikToker who goes by the name DK, shared his horrific story on the video sharing app and it’s a real doozy. He claims that the lunch he was bringing in to work was mysteriously going missing every day. Of course, using our powers of deduction we can assume that must mean that somebody is eating DK’s food, but who?

Well there is CCTV in the break but DK’s assistant manager informed him that there was nothing that could be done about it. You could say the security was a little “lax”. Regardless, this sounds like a classic case of a boss not doing their job properly.

The poop plan

Since the very first lunch looter people have wondered how best to deal with the situation. A more upstanding citizen might try labeling it with their name, or hiding the food better, or maybe even trying to make the food look less appealing to the sandwich swindler. But if you’re a little more devious then perhaps you already know where this is going.

Spiking the food with laxatives would undoubtedly expose the suspect, but at great cost. Well anyway, that is exactly what DK’s wife suggested. The results? They were pretty disastrous.

Obviously we knew where this was guying: the thief pooped themselves. Personally I would not want to even be in the same room when that nuclear bomb went off, it sounds like a nightmare. But it turns out it was the dastardly assistant manager, DK’s boss and the very man who told him he can’t look at the CCTV! Now it all makes sense, it’s all coming together.

The consequences

This is an extreme form of justice, but there’s a lesson to be learned here: Don’t eat what isn’t yours. While the assistant manager may have been wrong for stealing the food, DK didn’t come away unscathed. He confessed to the upper management and tried his best to explain the situation but as you can imagine, they didn’t take kindly to what one could technically label as poison.

DK reveals that he is waiting to find out his fate as he’s recording and its that he could very well be fired. The comments weren’t exactly sympathetic to him either. One person wrote, “[you’re] not just getting fired that’s poisoning.”  Quite a few agreed, claiming DK could be in serious trouble over this little stunt.

However, others thought the consequences may not be so bad, “Just tell em you have constipation issues and you medicated your own food!! Not your fault other ppl ate your medicated food.”

In a follow-up video DK confirmed that nothing much came about from the whole thing in the end. He wasn’t fired and he even got away with firing a sassy shot veiled as an apology at the assistant manager.