In proof that leaving Elon’s hellhole of a social media site really is best for everyone, jumped ship to Meta’s alternate, Threads. And it’s only taken a couple of days for the horror maestro to make himself at home and become the most wholesome on the platform.
It all started when a newbie reader looking to get into King’s books asked him which of his many tomes she should start with. Over on X, you’d be lucky to get a like from the celeb you tried that with, but in this case King obliged. “11/23/63,” the man himself replied, surprising everyone by actually answering her question.
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“So you just say Stephen King’s name and he appears?” joked another Threads , before King hilariously piped up with the perfect response: “Yes.”
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It’s true. King is now everyone’s favorite Threads because he’s managing to respond to as many of his fans on the app as possible.
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In doing so, King transformed himself into some heartwarming hodge-podge of Mr. Rogers and Beetlejuice (even though that sounds vaguely terrifyingly).
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We already loved King’s X activity, as he tirelessly hit back against Trump’s idiocy and Elon Musk’s ruination of the once-great site, but honestly, the beloved author just turning up in people’s replies to say hi and offering book recommendations are exactly the kind of uplifting online interactions we need right now. It helps that the vibes of Threads and X could not be more different from one another. Whereas Musk-era Twitter is a shouting cesspit of clashing ideologies, Threads harks back to the platform’s early years — when everyone was just excited to have a chance to ask a famous person what they had for lunch.
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It's got to the point where shouting King's name into the Threads void has become like a wholesome version of saying "Bloody Mary" in a mirror. Be warned, it doesn't always work, though. And whatever you do, make sure you're punctuating your posts correctly. You don't want to scare him off.
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Sorry, Musk, but you should just give up on your doomed quest to stamp social media under your boot right now. As one Threads accurately put it, "This is Stephen King's internet now, and I'm just happy to be here."
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Mark Hamill has departed to. King might be giving Michael Keaton a run for his money in becoming the book-recommending Beetlejuice we never knew we needed, but it's Elon who's the ghost with the most... toxic social media site.
Published: Nov 21, 2024 01:18 pm